Sunday, June 8, 2008

Knock Knock Joke Time Line

Day 1

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Banana Orange! Isn't that funny Mommy?!?!

Day 3

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Orange and banana! Isn't that funny Mommy?!?!

Day 4-8

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Isn't that funny Mommy?!?!

Day 9-14

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Horse!
Horse who?
A horse that is glad I did not say banana? Isn't that funny Mommy?!?!

Day Day 14 and counting

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Mommy!
Mommy who?
Mommy, orange you glad I did not say banana? Isn't that funny Mommy?!?!
You got that right Kiddo!

Anyone know any other knock knock jokes I can teach my little comedian - you know, in case we run out of bananas or sanity!

4 comments:

forgetfulone said...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive?
Olive who?
Olive you! (I love you)
or
Olive the other reindeer (get it? Ya gotta sing that one)

Knock knock
who's there?
Sam and Janet
San and Janet who?
Sam and Janet evening (gotta sing that one, too. Some enchanted evening from South Pacific)

corny, I know, and old, but I'm pretty corny and pretty old!

Kellan said...

How cute!

Hope you are having a good weekend - Kellan

Pregnantly Plump said...

I never understood the whole banana knock knock joke. banana who doesn't mean repeat. Even as a child I was confused.

Here's one of my favorites:
Knock knock
who's there?
old lady
old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel.

Life As I Know It said...

Oh, the knock knock joke stage - gotta' love it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?

(silence)


Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting cow wh...
MOO!